We'll Clear your lungs | speak in tongues | shake your shoes |rattle your pews

Voted #1 Best All-Original Party Band in the World.

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Boston Harbor Cruise June 22, 2019
Bad Habit (New Album out June 22!)
Pew (Album)

New: Check For Monsters

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About us

Who We Are

The Church Ladies is an all-original party band. We are not religious, but we are not disrespectful of religion either — we are just all about fun. We are a band that dresses like church ladies and plays rocking, fun music with guitars, drums, vocal harmonies, and other musical toys. Join the congregation!

Our History

Thusly was it written: There were in those days a great lack of Church Ladies and much suffering. And unto them there came a vision saying, “Let there be The Church Ladies!” And lo! There were The Church Ladies! Still, there was suffering, but maybe not quite as much as before. And thusly it has continued since 2002.

Our Mission

We create good times through fun music, family, friends, and occasional debauchery. Called together by the spirit of…well, whatever spirits happen to be in the fridge, we seek a better world through gigging more. Contact us. We’ve been known to perform for food. Amen.

BASKETH IN OUR GLORY

Meet the 'Ladies

Chuck "Wa" Dutton
Guitar, Awesome Hat
Craig "Craig" Fowler
Bass, Tech Wizardry
Beth "Double Track Diva" Fowler
Vocals, Dance
Karen "Shake That Thang" Hughes
Dance, Vocals
Mark "Sister Mayhem" Hughes
Vocals, Guitar, Trumpet, Toys
Andy "Guitar Diety" McKenna
Guitar, Vocals, Sax
Rachel "Lady Keys" Muller
Keyboard
Tim "Drum Ninja Priest" Spooner
Drums, Percussion
Know-est Thou Some Key Numbers

FUN FACTS

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Hit Songs
902
Hours Wasted
137
Pizzas Consumed
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$ We Coulda Been Makin' By Doing Something Useful
STUFF THOU MAYEST BROWSE

Holy Crap

Merch

The Universe helpests those who helpest themselves to our many fine merch items. You know, t-shirts and such. Grab ’em while they’re hot!

Website of Olde

Our olde website, the one we had-est before this one. We’re lazy so we haven’t taken-eth it down yet. Enjoy!

Floating Space Baby

Because this part of the website didn’t look so great with only two pink buttons, here’s this third one. The floating space baby sure is cool, though. Press the button, see where this goes.