We'll Clear your lungs | speak in tongues | shake your shoes |rattle your pews

Voted #1 Best in the World All-Original Party Band That Dresses Like Church Ladies

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Projects

Zombie Fun Day! Be In Our Music Video!
Boston Harbor Cruise (We’ll do more of ’em!)
Bad Habit (Our Second-eth Album)
Pew (Our First-eth Album)

New: Check For Monsters

learn-est thou of the 'Ladies

About us

Who We Be

The Church Ladies is a Massachusetts-based rock band that dresses like church ladies and plays fun original music with guitars and whatnot. We’re not religious and neither is our music, but we are not disrespectful of religion either — we’re just all about fun. Can I get a hallelujah!?

Our History & Whatnot

And lo! Thusly was it written: There were in those days a great lack of Church Ladies and much suffering. And unto them there came a vision saying, “Let there be The Church Ladies!” And then there were The Church Ladies! Still, there was suffering. But maybe not quite as much as before. Maybe. And thenceforth it hath continued since 2002.

The Point

Good times. Fun. Music. Friends. Family. Occasionally even, arguably, a little debauchery and some zombies. We seek to gig. And gig some more. Contact us. We’ve been known to perform for food. Amen, brethren. I say unto all of youse out there, Amen.

BASKETH IN OUR GLORY

Meet the 'Ladies

Chuck "Wa" Dutton
Guitar, Awesome Hat
Craig "Craig" Fowler
Bass, Tech Wizardry
Beth "Double Track Diva" Fowler
Vocals, Dance
Karen "Shake That Thang" Hughes
Dance, Vocals
Mark "Sister Mayhem" Hughes
Vocals, Guitar, Trumpet, Toys
Andy "Guitar Diety" McKenna
Guitar, Vocals, Sax
Rachel "Lady Keys" Muller
Keyboard
Tim "Drum Ninja Priest" Spooner
Drums, Percussion
Know-est Thou Some Key Numbers

FUN FACTS

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Hit Songs
902
Hours Wasted
137
Pizzas Consumed
???
$ We Coulda Been Makin' By Doing Something Useful
STUFF THOU MAYEST BROWSE

Holy Crap

Merch

The Universe helpests those who helpest themselves to our many fine merch items. You know, t-shirts and such. Grab ’em while they’re hot!

Website of Olde

Our olde website, the one we had-est before this one. We’re lazy so we haven’t taken-eth it down yet. Enjoy!

Floating Space Baby

Because this part of the website didn’t look so great with only two pink buttons, here’s this third one. The floating space baby sure is cool, though. Press the button, see where this goes.