We'll Clear your lungs | speak in tongues | shake your shoes |rattle your pews

Voted #1 Best All-Original Party Band in the World.

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About us

Who We Are

The Church Ladies is an all-original party band. We are not religious, but we are not disrespectful of religion either — we are just all about fun. We are a band that dresses like church ladies and plays rocking, fun music with guitars, drums, vocal harmonies, and other musical toys. Join the congregation!

Our History

Thusly was it written: There were in those days a great lack of Church Ladies and much suffering. And unto them there came a vision saying, “Let there be The Church Ladies!” And lo! There were The Church Ladies! Still, there was suffering, but maybe not quite as much as before. And thusly it has continued since 2002.

Our Mission

We create good times through fun music, family, friends, and occasional debauchery. Called together by the spirit of…well, whatever spirits happen to be in the fridge, we seek a better world through gigging more. Contact us. We’ve been known to perform for food. Amen.

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