We'll Clear your lungs | speak in tongues | shake your shoes |rattle your pews

Voted #1 Best in the World All-Original Party Band That Dresses Like Church Ladies

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About us

Who We Be

The Church Ladies is a Massachusetts-based rock band that dresses like church ladies and plays fun original music with guitars and whatnot. We’re not religious and neither is our music, but we are not disrespectful of religion either — we’re just all about fun. Can I get a hallelujah!?

Our History & Whatnot

And lo! Thusly was it written: There were in those days a great lack of Church Ladies and much suffering. And unto them there came a vision saying, “Let there be The Church Ladies!” And then there were The Church Ladies! Still, there was suffering. But maybe not quite as much as before. Maybe. And thenceforth it hath continued since 2002.

The Point

Good times. Fun. Music. Friends. Family. Occasionally even, arguably, a little debauchery and some zombies. We seek to gig. And gig some more. Contact us. We’ve been known to perform for food. Amen, brethren. I say unto all of youse out there, Amen.

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